Damien Vanian, London's most famous living vampire, offers this recipe for a blood substitute. It deliverers the taste and consistency of clotting blood without the risks of illness associated with blood drinking.
Take a liter container and fill it half and half with tomato juice and orange juice. Stir well, let the mixture sit for a while, and then serve warm. Preferably at body temperature (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit).
For adventure, replace the plain tomato juice with Bloody Mary Mix, clam and tomato juice, or spicy tomato juice.
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