How to Hold a Ghostly Seance

Preparation:  Pour some salt into an ashtray and sprinkle on a few drops of spirits.
note:  Everclear works pretty good.

Performance:  Place the ashtray at the Center of a table and ask everyone to sit down.  Turn off the light, making the room completely dark, and light the spirit mixture.  The light of this flame will produce a peculiar, flicking, greenish-yellow gleam, giving a ghostly look to all the faces around the table.