Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Dachshund Property Law from T-Shirt on Cafepress.com





1. If I like it, it's mine.


2. If it's in my mouth it's mine.


3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.


4.. If I can take it from you, it's mine.


5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.


6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.


7. If I saw it first, it's mine.


8. If it's edible, it's mine.


9. If you have something and put it down, it's mine.


10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.


11. If I get tired of it, it's yours.


12. If I want it back, it's mine

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